|It saddens me to think how many people can't name the girl on the left, and saddens me more how many idolize the one on the right.|
Let's all get pregnant
I don't care what any "expert" says, Teen Mom glamorizes pregnancy. I know this because B! watches teen mom religiously, which means that I get to watch Teen Mom Too! I am going to completely ignore the extra-curricular press the girls receive, i.e. magazine covers, t.v. interviews and the like, I will just focus on how the SHOW glamorizes teen pregnancy. I will pick on everybody's favorite from the show, Maci. Aside from the obvious glamorization of the entire female population being able to spot you from across Qualcomm stadium, the show itself makes some things seem rather simple for Maci as she raises Bentley (see I even know his name), my first pet peeve is that she is constantly lounging around doing nothing. Now I am not saying that every mom doesn't deserve a break from to time, but does Maci do anything besides sit at home waiting for a group of awkward friends to show up?
|Yes! She hangs out with other famous-for-being teen mom's.|
|If your too old to have children at a young age you can always go for having excessive amounts of kids.|
I am huge
If the nagging feeling in the back of your mind is that having a baby young is a huge risk to take for stardom, or you are just simply too old, you can always just get really really fat (it's essentially the same as having a baby except that when you get skinny again their isn't an annoying child yanking on your shirt begging for a new DS game). This way of getting famous however comes with the stigma that for at least a time you are just another fat ass, however if you get skinny and fit you get to be the spokesman/woman for a product. Look at Jared, I don't even need to tell you who he works for, the guy is rich and famous all because he use to wear really big pants (i.e. he was a disgusting lard ass you would have mocked and posted pictures of on PeopleofWalmart.com) but now after eating lots of sandwiches he is skinny and because of this he is able to live a way better life than you.
|What a drastic change, how did he ever live without marble counter tops?|
Our poor families
If any transformation of your body seems drastic their is always just making an ass of yourself. The guys of jackass did this in a way that was humorous and should that some people were willing to do anything for a laugh. The "people" of Jersey Shore are just a bunch of whores and meat heads who should be castrated and sterilized. The other equally embarrassing option is to just be a good looking criminal, whose parents happen to have some coin in the bank, this didn't work out according to plan for Alexis Neiers, but the fact that I know her name and have written it testify that being a thief will at least get you one season on E!.
|And having such a pathetic fake cry also helps.|
This may be the hardest to pull off if your parents aren't loaded, but lets proceed. What seems to be the classiest way to get famous is to make a homemade porn. Kim Kardashian has said of numerous occasions how she regrets making her tape with Ray J, I can assure you I regret her making it, because if she didn't...well, than no one would no her name or care about her...instead? We have the entire Kardashian family famous because of the fallout from this video. The sisters were on the Joy Behar show and kept insisting that they have successful ventures prior to the show and that they are more then just reality stars.
|Some people don't like the odds of just one of the above, and opt to attempt all options.|