|For all my non-twitter followers here is the picture, but alas you still never got to see the Octopus Hotdog. Until you click on that link of course. Follow me Damnit!|
Quisp is the best cereal in the world hands down, and what makes it even more special is how rare it is. If you want Quisp you are subject to two options, order it from the Internet, or take the make fun route and just wait for one of its sporadic appearances at a grocery store near you. I choose the latter because it just makes it so much more satisfying to know that it is a fleeting moment of perfection.
But the second reason I have for waiting till Quisp finds me, is that I love cereal, all cereal. Shaun Jewell (who does not have a twitter but you can find him on FB here) and I were in Europe, specifically a small town just outside Barcelona, Spain, when we had a long and in-depth conversation about the attributes that make cereal the best foodstuff EVER.
|Shaun Jewell with long hair, and, more relevant, cereal. In fact you may notice the strange names, because this picture is from Spain and those boxes were the catalyst for the Best Foodstuff Award.|
|"Zombie Shaun want more cereal, NOW"|
In conclusion cereal is great; cerea-ously great. If you don't like cereal you're not human, you're not even a living thing. Horses love cereal, and dogs, and mice.
maybe with some milk,
maybe with some yogurt,
maybe just dry,
anyway you eat it
is super fly.