Sunday, February 13, 2011

Holly's World

Today I looked up from my reading long enough to catch about 13 seconds of Holly's World, which B! was watching. If you don't know what Holly's World is or who Holly Madison is then you are one luckily human being, but I am about to destroy that for you. Anyway, former Hugh Hefner girlfriend, Holly Madison was saying during the clip I caught that she had just got back from a "much needed vacation." "It had been years" since her last vacation stated wrinkly old man lover the turned relaity star.
Pictured: Work
For those of you, I assume all of you, who are not frequent viewers of the program, here is a list of vacation-esque episode descriptions from the show.
  • Season 1 Episode 1: Holly poses for a sexy photo shoot in Cancun. 
  • Season 1 Episode 5: Holly and Bridget (also a girlfriend of Hefner's along with the ultra annoying Kendra) go on a road trip from Los Angeles to Las Vegas; Angel attends traffic school.
  • Season 2 Episode 2: Holly visits Hugh Hefner to discuss his engagement to Crystal Harris. Guest Star: Kendra Wilkinson

To me those all seem like vacations, maybe I can accept the photo shot as "work," but the road trip? Nope that is straight up vacation. The point I am trying to make is I am sick of reality stars saying stupid comments that make average peoples lives seem like hell. Granted, it is hell but I don't need to know that you "working" three hours a week and making millions is so damn exhausting that you need a vacation.

Holly doesn't upset me that much overall, mainly because she did sleep with Hefner to achieve her fame she does deserve something in return for that investment, plus out of the three girlfriends she is significantly less annoying than the other two.
Picking from those three is kind of like picking which way I would prefer to die, they all suck just some suck less than others. p.s. I don't wanna drown (in case any future torture agents wanted to know my list of fears)  
Both Bridget and Kendra have their own shows. Bridget's show is a travel channel show where she goes to beaches, so it's essentially just a higher-pitched, larger-breasted Passport to Europe with Samantha Brown. Kendra's is just a half-hour compilation of her whining about being not considered sexy after the birth of her son and her whining about her life being "boring" and her whining about people being mean to her, which is really just her thinking people being mean because she is insecure due to her lack of sexiness post birthing.

Like all good reality shows Holly's World is about a semi-attractive girl sitting around complaining about other people with her mega-hot playmate friends and some overtly hipster gay men. She apparently has some stage show in Vegas called Peep Show, from my observations this means she shows up and talks to some other gay men about this or that and than leaves to go hang out with her uber-sexy playmate friends.

So if you like hot girls and no plot, and have some religious issue with pornography, you should watch Holly's World. Or if you're a 16 year old girl he needs proof that sleeping with creepy old men works out to make you rich, famous and get your own show. But remember girls if you become rich, famous and all your dreams come true, you must always complain and never be happy with the fact that if you want a new car all you have to do is stop by a club for 2 hours and some free drinks.
I made more for sipping this sex on the beach than you'll make in all of 2011


No comments:

Post a Comment