A TV spot for the Got Milk? campaign showed a false etymology where, when at a board meeting to decide the name of the cookie, one of the members is asked for his opinion; the member, who just ate a cookie and does not have any milk to wash it down responds "I don't know," which is heard by the board member as "Oreo." Proving once again advertisers are idiots and convinced that everyone works in offices. After spreading lies about the best damn cookie on the planet they moved on to annoying us with cavemen.
|And whatever the hell these things are.|
The average (original) Oreo cookie is 1 3/4 inches in diameter and .314961 inches tall, which is strangely similar to π, 3.14159, leading this writer to speculate that Oreo is a front organization for the Illuminati. Added yet another dimension of the world dominating potential of this irresistible creme filled delicacy.
|Dan Brown next novel is going to involve Oreos, and that mosaic of π. Titled Oreo Pi.|
|Oreo says, "that's more like it!"|
|For sitting and reading quietly, you're reward is this an already munched Oreo. Enjoy!|