(Note: apparently the name for these titles is Superlatives. I am telling you this so that my learning this can be not only a lesson is vocabulary but in humility.)
Most Likely to Succeed
The Gist: This is the most highly regarded of all yearbook rankings. This title is given to those who are likely to go on to be President or CEO of a company or invent something that does something that is so unimaginable that no one has words to describe either the action or that which is acted upon.
|The girl is just suppose to be his Secretary, she was voted most likely to bring down a successful man with a sexual harassment suit. Her whole look just screams Fem-Nazi!|
Cutest CoupleThe Gist: These two are inseparable, they are always canoodling and have been together since girls were icky. They will most likely get married have perfect children and a dog and live in the perfect suburban home because he makes a lot of money but has a lot of free time for their unending love and happiness with each other. (I hope that paragraph made you happy because I threw up a little)
|...Or one more opportunity for not-so-funny people to make another homophobic joke about two same sex friends.|
The Gist: This kid does it all, Model UN, the basketball team (on the bench), the poetry club, drama, the science fair, A/V, etc... So he will grow up to be very civic minded and probably turn being Involved into a fairly lucrative career.
|Reason #46 why Mr. Feiock, my chemistry teacher, wouldn't allow me to have access to the Liquid Nitrogen.|
Reality: This kid joins a Frat in college thinking that he will be helping philanthropies, he quickly discovers that this is not the case and does the next best thing to helping those in need...KEG STAND!!! He drops out of school to try his hand at Internet poker, loses all his dad's money and has to work three jobs to make ends meet. Luckily he had all the experience juggling multiple tasks at once!
The Gist: The girl is so talented and her art is amazing, she will be a famous artist who changes the world with her paintbrush, captures the soul of a generation through her lens, and writes music that is as timeless as liquor.
|Also most likely to be wearing black.|
Reality: Do I really have to elaborate. You can all fill in the blank here, they will grow up and sell themselves out to portrait studies for $8/hr or just use their skills to make graphic cartoons depicting Bart Simpson and incest. And their is always the stand by of just drawing characters on Santa Monica Pier, but that's a pipe dream if I have ever heard of one.
|Hopefully her talent wasn't photography. I am not even sorry!|
Don't think this is over just because the article is ending, their will be more oh yes their will...