The other day an advertisement caught my eye, it was for something called quantum jumping, and because I am always one to let my ADD get the best of me, I clicked. What I found was some program that claim, or at least I think it was trying to claim, that by using their program you could unlock the secrets of the universe and use the power of your infinite quantum selves.
|Don't blame me, I didn't make this shit up, Burt Goldman did.|
|Stop playing around in the dump and start playing around in the quantum sphere.|
|...and another, sadder, reality where you choose RC Cola. |
But let's ignore the religious-esque undertones of this theory and move onto the bigger ball buster for me.
|Here is a picture of the Tiger God in Thailand. You think this picture is irrelevant, but that just because you don't yet fully understand.|
So not only does this seem improbable but lets move the even more absurd. Every living thing has the ability to make "decisions" on the most technical of levels, but even if we go with actual conscience thinking we still have trillions of individual creatures with the ability to think, if only on a primitive level, and because the universe most likely considers my life equal to that of all living things we need parallel universes for every decision every insect, anphibian, mammal, reptile...(you get the point), makes.
|So in conclusion just remember that the ants in your kitchen are there because in another universe they decided to stay outside.|