The study of Hipster Evolution is an ongoing series of scientific observations. Hipster's behaviors and patterns have become increasingly easy to predict and scientists hope they will all just go away...before someone gets their feelings hurt.
Stage 1-Emo/Nerd (Plus the Juxtaposition of these two was funny)
Stage 2-Hipster (and why doesn't someone remove them from society?)
Stage 3: Yuppie (You know mom has some "stories" to tell)