"Why didn't you tell me!"
How Monotonous the World Truly is...
One day you wake up and you realize you're an adult, there is no warning, no neon sign with half naked women welcoming you to a new life of freedom and possibility. No, one day you wake up look in the mirror and scream, "Seriously! How did all the hair navigate from the top of my head to my back? Can hair move? Oh, Shit I'm late for work!" That's it, it's not even really an epiphany, more just an over dramatic realization that you look different. About 2-months later it will dawn on you that you have been an adult, by all definitions of the word, for at least the last 2-years and that you didn't even notice. You graduated from high-school so long ago that your not even sure whether you were the class of '05 or '03.
|It hasn't hit him yet, I am assuming he doesn't own a mirror. Just a Guess.|
|"This is your life, and it's ending one day at a time"-Tyler Durden|
|I remember being yelled at for listening to this CD in 8th grade. On the old Mac Color, with NO INTERNET!|
You aren't too offended by the awkward glances you got from the teen-boopers at the concert, because to you they are all mindless drooling morons. The way they dress upsets you ("is that boy wearing make-up") you have lost your ability to even decipher firmly between the genders, and they all sound so damn squeaky. Apparently the new fad is to suck down large quantities of helium and walk around the mall screaming, all while canoodling in public, in a way that makes you partially jealous until you realize touching high-school freshman is frowned upon in most states.
|Gender ambiguity, the new sexy?|
|What you look like to a teenager.|
I am not suggestion I wasn't aware that when I got older I would have to pay for ridiculous things like my own food and shelter. But when all is said and done the expected necessities only cost about 30% of monthly income, yet somehow I am always broke. It's all the little things that you never thought about that add up.
Are you aware of how expensive cloths soap is? Yeah a lot, somehow it seems like between detergent, bleach, stain remover, dryer sheets and whatever else is used to clean cloths, that I spend more money cleaning my cloths then I do buying them or hell cleaning myself!
|And lets not even get me started on which product does what. I go with the try them all till one works approach. I have ruined a lot of stuff.|
You Make No Friends
Parents never seem to have friends, but it's acceptable because they have children and well we were awesome, (right?).
|Google "Parents friends" you get nothing. So here is a picture of tigers wrestling, or mating, depending on how sick and deprived you are...pervert.|
|Also you will have diverse group of friends. Not diverse in life style or socio-economic status, just diverse in skin tone, and possibly hair color. But seriously stay away from people who dress differently, they are the plague!|
|2 years of adult life and you will be begging for this much attention.|